A Classic ....... The Princess

The Princess...

names blanked to protect the innocent LOL

<13:26>[####]: Hey, why is *** attacking me?
<13:29>[####]: HEY, WHY IS *** ATTACKING ME
<13:33>[***]: You have the princess
<13:33>[####]: HEY, WHY IS*** ATTACKING ME
<13:34[####]: what princess? what's that?
<13:36>[^^^^]: The princess in your castle
<13:42>[####]: wtf are you talking about theres no princess in my castle.
<13:44>[^^^]: Every day Evony puts a princess in a random castle and you get like 1000 amulets if you free her
<13:45>[####]: Well how do i free her? I want the 1000 amulets.
<13:45>[^^^^]: Cant attack yourself.
<13:48>[####]: So what do i do? Evny had to give me a way to defend her.
<13:50>[^^^^]: Send all your troops to a flat the princess goes with them then he cant capture her.
<13:54>[####]: ok done. so what do i do about these troops coming to attack my castle?
<13:55>[^^^^]: Nothing, you just wait.
<13:55>[^^^^]: ok
<13:57>[####]: WAIT wont i lose my wall defenses?
<13:58>[^^^^]: Yes but small price to pay to defend the princess.
<13:59>[####]: ummm
<13:59>[####]: ok
<14:05>[####]: now what? the attacks hit, they took all my food but just a little bit.
<14:08>[^^^^]: ok now send troops home, recall them from the flat/valley you sent them to.
<14:10>[####]: ok, now what? he is attacking again, send them back out?
<14:12>[^^^^]: if the attack is longer then 30 min away, you wait.
<14:19>[####]: whats refuge?
<14:20>[^^^^]: LOL
<14:20>[***]: That was epic
<14:30>[####]: I hate this game. THERES NO PRINCESS!!!!!
<14:33>[&&&]: I cant believe he fell for that
<14:40>[####]: Hey %%%%%% why did you guys kick me out of the aliance?
<14:42>[^^^^]: LOL because you failed to protect the princess
<14:43>[***]: LMAO